PLANET OF THE GAYS! »
Showtime: 10:30pm - July 18 - Sept 5
In 1961, Astronauts Charlton & Heston blasted off from Little Rock, Arkansas upon President JFK's orders to find sexy alien life. After more than 1,000 years in outer space, they crash land on this strange lavender-sequined planet (Provincetown) in the Summer of 3009.
These "straight" Astronauts are captured by Queen LaQueefa & Princess Peonya, and their minions, Dr. Gayness, The Bareback Contessa, Tinkie, Winkie, Fraiser & Niles, Sister Phyllis (AKA Sis Phyllis), Heath Leather, his twin, Heath Pleather, and Birth Mother to all Planet of the Gays "Gaybies", Madge (AKA Madonna: now 1,051 years old, she made a deal with the devil -- Donald Trump -- in 2009 for immortality and has lived to regret it.)
An original Musical with countless Song Parodies, side-splitting Comedy, fabulous Drag Queens, Naked Studs, Twinks, Bears, & Leather Queens, Luscious Lesbians visiting from nearby "Planet Home Depot" - and not a friggin’ ape in sight! (except for the Homophobe Astronaut Charlton, that is.)